I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat. – Will Rogers

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. – Will Rogers

If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics. – Will Rogers

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. – Will Rogers

The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. – Will Rogers

Things in our country run in spite of government, not by aid of it. – Will Rogers

Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke. – Will Rogers

Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country has ever been to being even. – Will Rogers

The best way out of a difficulty is through it. – Will Rogers

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. – Will Rogers

It isn't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so. – Will Rogers

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need. – Will Rogers

Make crime pay. Become a lawyer. – Will Rogers

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. – Will Rogers

If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing. – Will Rogers

There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves. – Will Rogers